RHOBH S10 E1: THE CROWN ISN’T SO HEAVY

Beverly Hills is back! And from the looks of this first episode I believe (and hope, fingers crossed) that we’ll be in for a wild season.

We’re in NY, and we learn Erika is not only walking in Kyle’s show, but she’s in the VFiles show as well. (She’s such a bad ass.) We also learn that Denise & Aaron are currently residing in Malibu.

Kyle calls Dorit and begs for her help because she’s so stressed out over the show. I don’t blame Tracie, one of the assistants, for getting super annoyed with Kyle. She comes in like a tornado freaking out about the pieces they’re going to be displaying. Thank God for Dorit.

Dorit also tells us that her Beverly Beach lawsuit is over – they finally came to an agreement.

Erika, Denise, Teddi & Lisa Rinna all go out in the city. Erika brings them to Shakers in New Jersey, where she used to strip/dance.

Garcelle has arrived, and I’m loving her energy! She’s truly a breath of fresh air.

Garcelle, Denise and Teddi all head over to Monarch, and Erika meets up with them. The ladies all seem to be getting along really well.

We’re introduced to Sutton, who’s friends with Lisa Rinna. They’re going to some fitting – Dolce & Gabbana custom makes clothes for her or something.

I am dying at Lisa sitting in the throne, and when she tries on the crown. “It’s not that heavy.” 😂

Sutton comes out, and honestly I’m just like WTF is this look? I’m not one to make fun of other girls appearances, but Sutton in later scenes really bugs me with her judgements of the other girls, so I’m stooping to her level right now. Whatevs.

Denise, Garcelle, Teddi & Erika meet up for drinks. Teddi informs Denise that Charlie had been shit talking Denise in the press – he called her a coward. We learn that he doesn’t want to pay child support anymore. Erika calls Tom for legal advice, but Denise doesn’t want it. She brushes it aside and says she’ll deal with it when she gets back to LA.

It’s the night before the show, and all of the girls are meeting for dinner.

Sutton meets the girls, and I’m so appalled at how judgmental she is! She makes a comment about not knowing it was “disco themed”, she thinks Erika’s dress is too short, and she doesn’t care about celebrity designers when Dorit says she’s wearing Fenty. Like shut up Sutton, no one asked you.

I am excited, however, when Teddi announces she’s pregnant! Congratulations Teddi!!

It’s the day of the Fashion Show, and all the girls are getting ready. I’m LOLing because Tracie wants Kyle to stay away from her, but Kyle informs Tracie one of her daughters will be walking.

The show was a huge success. You think that’s the end of the episode, right? Wrong. So, so wrong.

Kyle tells us, “We we’re all so happy that day. It’s hard to imagine how terrible things would soon become.” We then get a flash across our screen:

We get a montage of stuff going down with Denise – it looks like Brandi Glanville is saying that she and Denise had hooked up, and Denise is denying it. I don’t know what the hell is happening, but I’m very curious to find out what’s up and what the truth is.

What’d you guys think of this episode!?

Until next week!