THE REAL HOUSEWIVES AWARDS 2018

Yay, Award Season is here! I’m so excited, and ya’ll better go vote for your fav housewives! 🤗 Lets talk about this years categories & nominees, and who you want to win – or who you think will win, despite who you think should.

1.) MOST ICONIC MOMENT:

Nene gets a helping hand from Marlo Hampton
LVP leaves Dorit & Kyle speechless.
LeeAnne Locken goes zen for Season 3
Is Kim D. a Madame?
Tamra Judge takes a tumble!
Karen’s press conference with no press gets heated.

MY VOTE: LeeAnne Locken

I love LeeAnne Locken going zen in Season 3! Despite the drama between LeeAnne & D’Andra I definitely see a change in LL for better.

2.) BEST STYLE

Cynthia Bailey
Erika Jayne
Kameron Westcott
Margaret Josephs
Luann De Lesseps
Shannon Beador
Gizelle Bryant

MY VOTE: Erika Jayne

EJ is forever slaying in my eyes. 💅🏼

3.) BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

Porsha almost walks out of a blind date.
Camille Grammer has the vagina of a 16 year old.
LeeAnne Locken raps & D’Andra Simmons crushes.
Cake Fight!
Sonja doesn’t do well with construction.
RHOC Trust Activity
Karen & Gizelle run from a mime.

MY VOTE: LeeAnne’s rap 😂

Karen & Gizelle were a close second though!

4.) BEST ACTRESS

Nene impersonates Kandi.
Dorit’s talkative evil twin comes out to play.
Brandi impersonates D’Andra & LeeAnne.
Margaret I’m assuming impersonates Siggy 🙄
Bethenny impersonates Ramona.
Kelly’s impersonation of Vicki is spot on.
Ashley Darby becomes Miss Kurn Hugur!

MY VOTE: Kelly Dodd

While I looove all of these impersonations, Kelly mimicking Vicki is by far my favorite.

5.) MISS CONGENIALITY

Cynthia Bailey
Lisa Rinna
Cary Deuber
Dolores Catania
Tinsley Mortimer
Shannon Beador
Monique Samuels

MY VOTE: LISA RINNA

I mean, Lisa was so composed last season on RHOBH, how could I not vote for her!?

6.) BEST SHADE

Nene confronts Porsha about their issues.
Did LVP shade Dorit?
Epic Clash Between D’Andra Simmons & Mama Dee.
Another Posche Showdown.
Liar, liar, Ho on Fire.
Kelly calls Emily’s husband, Shane, “a little bitch”.
Beware Monique Samuels – Gizelle is like a ninja.

MY VOTE: MAMA DEE!

While I do not like Mama Dee shading D’Andra, she’s 100% the Queen of Shade.

7.) ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Eva – RHOA
Teddi – RHOC
Margaret – RHONJ
Gina – RHOC
Emily – RHOC
Candiace – RHOP

MY VOTE: Teddi – RHOC

Teddi was my fav! I do love Gina, Emily & Candiace though!

8.) BEST COUPLE

Kandi & Todd – RHOA
Dorit & PK – RHOBH
D’Andra & Jeremy – RHOD
Melissa & Joe – RHONJ
Tinsley & Scott – RHONY
Tamra & Eddie – RHOC
Robyn & Juan – RHOP

MY VOTE: D’Andra & Jeremy!

Was it really even a contest?

9.) BEST FRIENDS

Kandi & Cynthia – RHOA
Kyle & Lisa – RHOC
Brandi & Steph – RHOD
Melissa & Ramona – RHO NJ & NY
Bethenny & Sonja – RHONJ
Vicki, Tamra & Shannon – RHOC
Gizelle, Robyn & Ashley – RHOP

MY VOTE: Brandi & Steph

I mean, did you really think I’d vote for anyone else!?

10.) MOST MEMORABLE WIG

Kandi & Coke Can Rollers
Erika Jayne’s Iconic Pink Wig in Tokyo!
Brandi’s Prom King Wig
Bethenny as Barbie
Luann’s “Hola Chiquita” Look
Karen’s Wig Malfunction at the BBQ

MY VOTE: Karen’s Malfunction

Still LOLing over this!

Can’t wait to see who the winners are! Tune in 10/28 to find out!

Who’re you voting for?

RHOC: 8 THOUGHTS I HAD AFTER WATCHING EPISODES 3 + 4

I’m back! I didn’t mean to take a mini hiatus – I was supposed to be on vacation, which turned out disastrous and ended up being a staycation, so life has been a little crazy. Luckily, I’m all caught up on RHOC, and instead of giving my normal play by play, I’d much rather just give my thoughts. We haven’t even hit Episode 5 yet and this season is already crazy. I’m loving it.

1.) VICKI IS A BAD FRIEND.

I mean, I’m sure by now we all know that that’s a given. But I had hope when her apology to Eddie seemed so sincere! It literally baffles me that she sees nothing wrong with what she did to Kelly. And the fact that after she leaves Kelly’s house, she calls Michael to tell him what happened! It’s so messed up.

2.) JOLIE IS WISE BEYOND HER YEARS.

While I don’t necessarily agree with Kelly sharing everything with her 12 year old daughter, Jolie, I will say she is very smart for her age. She knows a lot about friendships and forgiveness for being so young, more so than I did at her age. (And, if I’m being honest, even now, at almost age 30.) She pretty much tells Kelly that Vicki isn’t a good friend, and that she can forgive her but it doesn’t mean that thing need to go back to exactly how they were. She’s absolutely right.

3.) IF YOU WANT TO RENEW A BROKEN FRIENDSHIP, JUST BOOK A TRIP TO MEXICO.

These bitches are insane. But I seriously loved every moment of the Mexico trip. They are wasted from the very start and they never really stop. Even when Tamra breaks her foot. (Okay, I did feel bad for Tamra – but who jumps into a jacuzzi!?) I love when these Tres Amigas get along. They’re fun and entertaining to watch. “Cheers to our new normal.” Yassss!

4.) KELLY FORGIVES VICKI….SORT OF…..

Vicki and Kelly meet at a coffee shop, and Kelly explains to Vicki that she is upset because Vicki didn’t tell her that she was “setting up” or going on double dates with Michael. Vicki apologizes, and we see Kelly accept that apology. Both weren’t exactly honest, though. Vicki says in a confessional that she didn’t do anything wrong, and Kelly brings up the situation at a girls dinner later in the episode. Clearly, neither is over this. For the record, I’m Team Kelly.

5.) GIRL CODE IS EVERYTHING.

Just ask Gina! I’m so glad Kelly brought up this again. You’d think Vicki would realize she’s wrong, which she clearly still doesn’t, but at least it was put out there. Don’t break Girl Code, Vicki, and then no one will have to come for you. 🤷🏼‍♀️

6.) TAMRA WILL FOREVER STIR THE POT.

I mean, some things never change. Tamra couldn’t wait to tell Gina that Vicki messaged her basically telling her that she hated Gina. Typical Tamra. She loves to stir the pot and then sit back and watch how it all goes down.

7.) SHANNON BEADOR IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

I just genuinely love Shannon Beador. I feel her on so many levels. I totally understand the weight fluctuation struggle, and I love what she’s doing with the healthy meal kits, so I’m curious to see if QVC took that on. She’s just real and honest, a very genuine person. I love her.

8.) I DON’T SEE VICKI & GINA BECOMING FRIENDS – EVER.

I will say that I totally respect Gina for reaching out to Vicki to make things right after that awkward AF dinner party. However, I agree with Gina 100%. She’s allowed to have an opinion, and she didn’t think what Vicki did was okay. Vicki can’t own anything and it’s so annoying. They go for a walk on the beach, and they squash whatever issue they had, but it’s clear that these two will never see eye to eye. Vicki can not handle a newbie coming in and telling her she’s wrong. She doesn’t believe she’s actually in the wrong anyway. So there’s no reasoning with her.

Next week looks interesting……

RHOC: One Apology, Another Betrayal

We are back with Episode 2, and I’m not disappointed! I definitely have high hopes for this season, which is exciting! Okay, let’s just get into it.

We start off with Tamra & Eddie at their new casa, and Tamra explains how Eddie’s first surgery didn’t really work & he will probably have to have another procedure. Poor Eddy! I feel terrible for him. We hear the door, and then you just hear a producer say, “Vicki brought you food” which made me LOL. Eddie is on my level of pettiness; he will not eat anything brought over by Vicki Gunvalson. 😂😂

We switch over to Shannon, who is at her new house also, and she’s getting ready to go to Mexico with her girls. David is sending them (I mean, really David, that’s the least you could do) because he’s going off on some trip of his own with his new GF. Honestly though, who is this bitch? Who would date David Beador after seeing everything he put Shannon through? I guess when you’re looking for a sugar daddy it doesn’t matter. 🤷🏼‍♀️. Anyway, they’re about to head to the airport, and then Bravo gives us the most amazing flashback of Shannon in the car with the girls, telling them how David’s paying for the trip. “This is the lifestyle I’m accustomed to, that’s what my lawyer said.” Yaaaassss Shannon!

Tamra & Emily are getting mani’s, and Kelly joins. Kelly literally kills me in this scene – she just looks at Emily and then at Tamra and goes, “Is this your friend?” LOLOL. Tamra introduces them and they start talking, and of course Emily has to bring up again how her husband proposed via Google Chat. Please, stop it. She also discloses that Shane (hubby) was her boss, and Kelly says something about how they must’ve been banging. Emily insists that they weren’t – Shane is Persian & Mormon. (I know nothing about Persians, do they not believe in premarital sex?) Weird. When Emily does talk about going through IVF though, my feelings for her change a little, and they definitely soften. I cannot imagine what she went through. I think that is a big fear for a lot of women, and it’s also something other women can relate to. I love that her sister was her surrogate – for all of her children! That’s amazing.

Now we’re at the car wash with Tamra, who is face-timing with Shannon. Shannon’s in Mexico and is definitely feeling a little lonely, thinking about prior trips as a family. She suggests that Tamra comes for a few days, and wants to invite Vicki! I’m honestly shocked by this, but yes, please Bravo give us The Three Amigos wasted in Mexico!!

We switch over to Vicki’s house. This scene bored me, so all I’m going to say is that I thought when Vicki was talking to Steve, she seemed genuinely apologetic about the shit she said about Eddie. It’s a step in the right direction.

Cut Fitness! Eddie can’t actually teach the class so Tamra’s helping. Kelly & Emily arrive for the class, and this is also where we meet newbie Gina. (Random side note: I am 100% Emily when I’m working out. I feel you girl.) After the class the girls are chatting, and we learn that while Gina lives in Orange County, her husband has an apartment in LA (for work) and lives there all week. Say what???? This is so weird to me. Gina has three kids, and she stays at home with them, and she doesn’t care that she doesn’t see her husband during the week because she can wear sweatpants and doesn’t have to wear makeup. Why can’t you do that when your husband is home? 🤔

Next is Vicki – she’s in the car, and she calls Kelly to get advice on how she should approach her apology to Eddie. Of course Vicki can’t just say sorry, she has to reiterate the fact that “they hurt her,too.” Jesus, cry me a river! Kelly is absolutely right when she tells Vicki that she cannot say that during her apology. She’s basically giving a backhanded apology. Sometimes I wonder what really goes on in her mind.

Eddie and Tamra are having lunch @ The Oak, when Tamra gets a call from Vicki. When she tells her what she’s doing, Vicki asks if she could drop by in 20 minutes to talk to Eddie. In Tamra’s defense, I would’ve interpreted Eddie’s shrug as a yes, also. When Vicki does arrive, it’s clear she’s a nervous wreck. And honestly, I know Vicki can be the worst sometimes, but I felt like in that moment her apology to Eddie was sincere. It made me happy to see the three of them get back on (somewhat of a) track.

We meet Shane; Shane & Emily are out to dinner for their anniversary (9 years!) Emily brings up the fact that she would like to have another baby (she still has embryos left) because she would really like for her daughter to have a sister. I see where she’s coming from, since her and her own sister are so close. Shane is totally opposed to the idea, and at first I thought he was kind of being a dick about it. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized what a tough issue that must be for both of them, because you can’t meet in the middle. There’s no compromise. They ended the conversation, but I have a feeling it will be brought up again at some point this season.

Vicki has left her apology lunch, and now she’s in the car and calls Kelly, to update her on how it went. Kelly tells her to stop by, and Vicki agrees. When Vicki gets there, we learn that Kelly had been getting texts from people that were telling her Vicki was “hooking Michael up” with other women. Vicki says that’s not true. Then she (very nonchalantly) adds that about four months earlier, she had a cookout and Michael was there with another woman. Kelly is obviously pissed and doesn’t understand why Vicki wouldn’t tell her. Vicki acts so perplexed about why Kelly would need to know. She is so careless about her commentary – she blurts out that she and Steve have gone on double dates with Michael & (insert random chicks name here) and can’t understand why Kelly is increasingly becoming more and more upset. The fact that Vicki doesn’t see anything wrong with this entire situation says a lot in itself. She even has the audacity to tell Kelly to stop being dramatic while she’s crying. Kelly kicks her out and tells her, “You’re not my friend.” Vicki leaves angry, like she was the one who was wronged. This whole scene pissed me off sooooo much. Vicki is such a bitch. Just when I thought we were getting somewhere, she goes and does this. Anyone would be mad about this (it’s common knowledge – Girl Code!) including Vicki, just ask Don. I feel like Vicki doesn’t give a shit about Kelly anymore because she’s friends with Tamra again and on the fast track to becoming close with Shannon again also. She’s the worst.

I’m excited for what’s to come, especially that Mexico trip! Are you Team Vicki or Team Kelly? I’m sure you already know where I stand.

Until next week!